Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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