No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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