dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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