is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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