i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize