your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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