I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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