I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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