Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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