...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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