If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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