Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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