Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
We named our party play list daddy issues
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You've changed since you got that strap on
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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