Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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