I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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