my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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