Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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