Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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