Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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