i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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