I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the condom got lost in my hair
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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