We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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