Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Pants are for mortals
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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