I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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