Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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