Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just blew my weed a kiss
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
