I must be too annoying 4 u.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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