what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.