just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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