The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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