I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
