just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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