Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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