Umm I'm too high to move.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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