There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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