Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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