So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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