I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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