I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.