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  JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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  (415): JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP http://tfl.nu/adca
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  Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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  (316): Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair http://tfl.nu/yhl2
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  I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.

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  (727): I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights. http://tfl.nu/lg7e
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  I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.

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  (760): I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college. http://tfl.nu/m4jf
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  they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store

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  I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.

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  (949): they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store (949): I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on. http://tfl.nu/06qo
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  you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.

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  (949): you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application. http://tfl.nu/ha6k
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  (903): View more from Texas

  Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.

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  (903): Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week. http://tfl.nu/2lhm
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  They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven

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  (707): They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven http://tfl.nu/tpek
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  Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face

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  (+44): Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face http://tfl.nu/5obj
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?

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  (774): Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is? http://tfl.nu/utv4
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  (315): View more from New York

  My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.

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  (315): My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair. http://tfl.nu/70uu
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  I ate the most amazing corn dog today.

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  I will probably dream about it.

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  (517): I ate the most amazing corn dog today. (517): I will probably dream about it. http://tfl.nu/pmjz
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  Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!

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  (407): Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?! http://tfl.nu/mmxw
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.

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  (908): She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man. http://tfl.nu/zwx8
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  There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really

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  (416): There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really http://tfl.nu/ol9m
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