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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking

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  I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I think I died last night.

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah, you got carried home

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.

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• (916): View more from California

  10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.

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