he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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