He kissed a someone with a penis
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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