On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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