people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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