you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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