Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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