Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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