even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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