I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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