That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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