remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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