Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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