Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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