I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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