I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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