So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
this just has baby written all over it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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