covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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