I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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