: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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